koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

(via jeremy-from-science)

alfredtheherothatswho:

I THREW A KID IN THE WELL

DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL

I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL

BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY

(via h-eavenorhell)

pornstarwars:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’d give up my wifi,

To spend time with you

(via v-u-l-n-e-r-a-b-l-e)

sedusable:

Sometimes I think you love me. Sometimes I think you like me. Other times, I think I’m nobody to you. Yeah, this sucks.

(Source: unheat, via v-u-l-n-e-r-a-b-l-e)