bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

(Source: andrewbelami, via h-eavenorhell)

rally-dawson:

ahh yes the sweet smell of feeling excluded from absolutely everything

(Source: rallydawsonmoved, via wonderlanddisaster)

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

(via h-eavenorhell)